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| User: | abusing_sarcasm (11875452) 
I Like My Fic Like I Like My Bunnies:
Cute, Fluffy, and With Lots of Fucking
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| Name: | Camden Spenser |
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| abusing_sarcasm | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| Yahoo! ID: |  smashedwreckedgone (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: | Wow, my bio was way old... I'm updating for the new millennium.
My name is Camden, and I'm 29 years old as of 2-11-08. So I can read whatever the heck I want. I used to be a Spander fanatic, this is true, but I haven't written or even read much in the Jossverse in a while. I've been all about the Harry Potter, pretty much since Half Blood Prince came out. That was about the time that I thought, "Hey, these characters are getting old enough to perv on." And it's been downhill from there.
I wouldn't say that I have one OTP, but if I were forced to read only one thing for the rest of my life, I'd have to say I'd be a Trio shipper. It was my first love in Harry Potter, and I can't resist a good threesome. I'm also madly in love with AS/S and not just because of the name. I have a huge crush on the Scorpius Malfoy who lives in my head. Yes, I might be crazy.
I also like Harry/Ron, and if I'm feeling particularly canon, I'll partake of some Harry/Ginny or Ron/Hermione. I don't like Harry/Hermione though. It just makes me miss Ron. :D And I've also been starting to get lured over to the dark side, aka Harry/Draco. Most people start with H/D and get to AS/S that way, but I've never been one for normalcy.
But I'm, above all else, a writer. I mean, I actually am lucky enough to write for a living. I wish fanfic paid the bills, but alas... So I write more boring things for money. But this means that I'm extremely picky about what I read. I'm a writer's reader (or something), and I'll read most anything if it's truly well-written, regardless of ship.
I, as a rule, like the lighter side. I'd much rather read a fluffy fic about Truth or Dare, even though I KNOW it's hopelessly lame, than anything involving force or pain or unpleasantness.
While not actively bisexual (I'm married to a lovely man), I definitely still put myself in that category, and I tend to be sympathetic to that angle in my writing. I strive for realism of sexuality, and I believe in fluidity of sexuality and gender roles. I tend towards slash, but I also enjoy the aforementioned relationship of the trio and that unique dynamic, and I don't have a problem reading/writing het - unlike quite a few slashers. :D
On the personal side, I live in Michigan (Land of the Rising Ennui), and I have a nineteen-month-old daughter named Waverly. I have a HUGE crush on Daniel Radcliffe. Like not just marriage-threatening, but life-threatening. As in I might expire from sheer joy if I ever got within twelve feet of him, which should make for an interesting time next December when I go to see him perform in Equus.
Politically, I'm a left Libertarian, which means I basically support anyone's right to do anything, as long as it doesn't infringe on the rights of others. I believe in a free society. I'm a pretty militant atheist, but I'm not angry about it or anything. I'm just *really* into science, and I'm apparently too plebeian to wrap my head around too many concepts at once, so I stick with the realm of the scientific.
My dream is to go back to school and get my Masters in Linguistic Anthropology, because I love words and language just that much. I'm actually planning on working on that soon - finally - after talking about it for years. Yay for school! Once that's done, I'm going to get my Ph.D. I have an insane drive to have people call me "doctor" but I couldn't have hacked medical school, so I'm going for academia instead.
And in case you're curious (and aren't enough of a Buffy fan to know), my user name is taken from this quote:
Giles: All right, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
From "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date."
Anything else you want to know? Just ask. I'm an open book. |
| Memories: | 16 entries |
| Interests: | 23: angel, as/s, atheism, beta, buffy, editing, fanfic, feminism, gay rights, harry potter, minty stuff, politics, pop tarts, puns, sarcasm, slash, spander, spike, television, third party politics, trio, writing, xander |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 195: | _sharvie_, ab_getirana, alaana_fair, aldehyde, alertthemasses, allie_potter, aloysius_flyte, amanuensis1, anglophile09, antoshevu, applepiecrust, artnerdfighter, asaraeparva, ass_prompts, attilatehbun, balafeo, beanbeans, betelin_notecor, bmblbee, boiwndr, book_worm_26, bowiscute145, brent_360, brittiejean, broken_stone, bryoneybrynn, btvsbonesheroes, bunnyalien, caelae, camillily, carter_sg1, chocobranmuffin, clairie_poo, clavicleboy, cokeacola2006, colori_sbiaditi, copperbadge, corpus_delecti, crazydiamondsue, creyr, daedream_fanbot, dailanche, darkhavens, dbakashojou, debris_k, disgusting_god, dodecahedron12, dracovontrapp, dungeons_master, eleeri, eliade, emerald_dragon8, emoalice, emralddraco, entrenous88, ericahpfa, estepheia, eyezrthewindows, fanbot, fantasy_1988, fauxpersonae007, gbblackdragon, goddessriss, greasers, grenouillenue, hangma_ghost, hanson_phreek, hazyglance, hdluff4eva, heathen_ursidae, hejmai, hollycomb, house_illrepute, hpuckle, i_candi_fics, i_hate_bottles, innocentimp17, janedavitt, jans_intentions, jealous_sky, jedipm, jugisperegrinus, kaelah23, kateyes085, keya126, kindredspirit75, kitty_poker1, ks_darkstorm, lacksfollowthru, ladycat777, lalachoy, last1013, lexcy, li_zan, lightlove340, litharalen, lost_penny, lovelaurenrose, lovemeseme, lprejects2, lttlelola, lucia_beth, lunadeath02, lunarolivian76, maferi_nah, magicofisis, maja_li, malfoysnogger, mandapanda0521, marguerite_26, meine_kleine, melmoe1, micolerose, midnightcircle, miss_bowtruckle, mizelissa, mockingbirdq, mollie_evans, mossy_jade, musical_junkie, mygothangel, mysticsoblivion, naduni, ne0nlazytights, nimmy70, noandwhere, orangeyak, orfairynaka, outsideth3box, owl_in_paris, peniscontrol, pepper202, pervyunitwins, pghpatronus, piedpiperme, pirateninjax, poshcat, quietriver7, r_becca, rabiddangirl, rainkatt, ravenqueen55, red_rahl, reremouse, rette_mich_th, rocket62204, rsadelle, sablerose2, sadie_ladybird, sagejupiter, scoradh, scottie_plane, seethingheathen, shadowscast, shanmara, shocolate, sivullinen, skyeisfalling, slashychick666, slayer_the, slytherati, snakelady88, snitchwitch, spaders_bitch, sparrow2000, spike_n_xander, spikess, spurglie, stereotypeloser, stoney321, stretfordditto, takero_demonic, tattooedsiren, telyanofcelore, the_used_pen, thedabara_cds, tlp2107, towerofwisdom, treadingthedark, trepkos, trueperception, truthfullyalie, tuawahine, uninhibited333, urnesha, vhari, wesleysgirl, wolfiekins, wordsforweapons, wyvern_elavie, x_heterophobic, xcutxxherex, xlovexlolitax, xmusicnotesx, yohopiratesyoho |  | 61: | acid_graphics, bestmeatsawards, bloodclaim, books_freckles, cam_n_candi, camandcandifans, crack_broom, danrad_daily, deathlyh_icons, dh_fanfic, dursleykids, everything_dh, fandom_counts, fandom_flies, finitefanfic, ginger_lust, hallowedmoments, harry_and_ron, harry_ron_recs, harrypotters, hp_adult, hp_ass100, hp_tng, hprwfqf, hpthenextgen, i_need_a_parrot, in_memoriam_7, jans_fiction, menage_a_trio, news, nextgenerationx, ohyes_graphics, openattheclose, pervypotter, post_dh_fic, psa_dungeons, pw_prophet, rahly_furverted, rhr_is_canon, ronhermione, rupertandemma, scorpialbus, scorpius_rose, slash_post_dh, spoil_me_dh, su_herald, summer_of_giles, tamingthemuse, teddy_and_spike, teddyxvictoire, that_70s_slash, the_ass_fest, the_ass_ship, the_burrowers, theregeneration, triofic, triofqf, twinspiration, whedonverse_nb, xander_slash, xlolliexiconsx |  | 1: | insaneharryron |
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| Mutual Friends: | 135: ab_getirana, alaana_fair, aldehyde, alertthemasses, allie_potter, anglophile09, antoshevu, applepiecrust, artnerdfighter, asaraeparva, attilatehbun, betelin_notecor, boiwndr, bowiscute145, brent_360, brittiejean, broken_stone, bryoneybrynn, bunnyalien, camillily, carter_sg1, chocobranmuffin, clairie_poo, clavicleboy, cokeacola2006, colori_sbiaditi, corpus_delecti, crazydiamondsue, creyr, daedream_fanbot, dailanche, dbakashojou, disgusting_god, dodecahedron12, dracovontrapp, dungeons_master, eleeri, emerald_dragon8, emoalice, eyezrthewindows, fantasy_1988, fauxpersonae007, gbblackdragon, goddessriss, greasers, grenouillenue, hanson_phreek, hdluff4eva, heathen_ursidae, hejmai, hollycomb, house_illrepute, i_candi_fics, i_hate_bottles, innocentimp17, jans_intentions, jealous_sky, jedipm, jugisperegrinus, kaelah23, kateyes085, keya126, kitty_poker1, ks_darkstorm, lalachoy, li_zan, lightlove340, litharalen, lost_penny, lovelaurenrose, lovemeseme, lprejects2, lttlelola, lunadeath02, lunarolivian76, maferi_nah, maja_li, marguerite_26, melmoe1, micolerose, midnightcircle, miss_bowtruckle, mizelissa, mockingbirdq, mossy_jade, musical_junkie, mysticsoblivion, naduni, nimmy70, orangeyak, orfairynaka, outsideth3box, owl_in_paris, peniscontrol, pepper202, pervyunitwins, pghpatronus, piedpiperme, pirateninjax, quietriver7, rabiddangirl, rainkatt, ravenqueen55, rette_mich_th, rocket62204, scottie_plane, seethingheathen, shadowscast, shanmara, skyeisfalling, slashychick666, slayer_the, slytherati, snitchwitch, spikess, spurglie, stereotypeloser, stretfordditto, takero_demonic, the_used_pen, thedabara_cds, tlp2107, towerofwisdom, trepkos, trueperception, truthfullyalie, tuawahine, vhari, wolfiekins, wordsforweapons, wyvern_elavie, x_heterophobic, xcutxxherex, xlovexlolitax, xmusicnotesx |
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| Member of: | 51: acid_graphics, basementofdoom, bestmeatsawards, bloodclaim, cam_n_candi, camandcandifans, crack_broom, danrad_daily, deathlyh_icons, dh_fanfic, dursleykids, everything_dh, fandom_counts, finitefanfic, ginger_lust, hallowedmoments, harry_and_ron, harry_ron_recs, hp_adult, hp_ass100, hp_tng, i_need_a_parrot, in_memoriam_7, jans_fiction, menage_a_trio, nextgenerationx, ohyes_graphics, openattheclose, paidmembers, post_dh_fic, psa_dungeons, scorpialbus, scorpius_rose, slash_post_dh, spander__love, spoil_me_dh, summer_of_giles, teddy_and_spike, teddyxvictoire, that_70s_slash, the_ass_fest, the_ass_ship, the_burrowers, the_real_xander, theregeneration, triofic, triofqf, twinspiration, whedonverse_nb, xander_slash, xlolliexiconsx |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
